Your Ads Get Ignored. Your Money Disappears.

From Ignored Ads to Instant Buyers.
5 Fixes. 32x Growth. (Curious?)

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Guessing Your Ad Budget Is Burning Money.

Get the exact spend to hit your goals—so every rupee has a job.

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Audience‑Message Fit

Talking To Everyone Means No One Clicks.

Pinpoint your best‑buying segments and the angles that land.

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32x Ads Growth Audit (LIVE)

Your 32x Plan, Tailored To Your Business.

Just one fix is worth lakhs—why not tackle all 5 in one consult?

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Only 7 Clients A Month!!

They Fixed Their Paid Ads—Here's what they have to say!

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"Not your typical marketing folks—these guys get it! Set clear expectations, overdelivered, and boosted our qualified leads by 3X. Love it!"

Sera Arora

Partner, Bharat Founders Fund

"I literally had to stop my ads cause of the number of leads that were coming our way!"

Santosh

Founder & CEO, NinjaX

"After working with Thought Bistro, 'Indira Alloys' hit record highs on Google Trends! Never expected this—these guys overdelivered big time!"

Indranil Gupta

Managing Director, Indra Alloys

"I used to think I sold pillows, Akhil & Vishrut showed me that instead I sell sleep to those who are struggling. Just this minor change turned my company from a commodity to a brand. Can't thank them enough"

Abhay Gupta

Founder & CEO, Kodus Home

"My website was a magnet for the wrong leads—frustrating and exhausting. Thought Bistro flipped the script, and now 90% of my inquiries are from the right traders & distributors. Finally, marketing that actually works!"

Aditya Narain Garg

Founder & CEO, Adlerwud

"I never thought I could get on camera—Thought Bistro showed me I had to stand for my product. They made a once scary experience extremely comfortable. Haven’t looked back since!"

Shrey Jain

Founder & CEO, Stocko

The Minds Behind the Growth Engine

We aren't marketers; we're business builders. Our diverse backgrounds in engineering, finance, and private equity converge on a single goal: making your business demonstrably more profitable.

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Podcasts Hosted
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Shorts Created
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Founder Consults
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Industries Served
Founders Akhil and Vishrut

Akhil

  • Education: Electrical Engineer (Purdue Uni), MS Finance (DePaul Uni)
  • Background: Investment Banking in California
  • Mission: Helping Founders Sell and Change India

Vishrut

  • Education: Computer Scientist (Purdue University)
  • Background: Family Business, Private Equity in India
  • Mission: Helping Founders Sell and Change India

Our Vision: We are building a Private Equity fund for high-ticket service businesses, and it all starts with engineering real, measurable growth for founders like you.

Your Questions, Answered

We know you're focused on results. Here’s exactly how our audit and our focus on sales-driven advertising gets you there faster.

Most consultations are high-level theory. Our 32X Audit is a hands-on deep dive into your live ad account. We don't talk about branding; we identify specific, actionable levers in your sales process that can be optimized for immediate revenue growth. You walk away with a concrete action plan, not just ideas.

32X is not a guarantee, but a mathematical possibility that demonstrates the power of compounding small wins. By doubling performance at each of the 5 key stages of your funnel (Hook, Offer, Magnet, Nurture, Close), the total potential output is 32X. Our goal is to find which of your levers have the most potential and build a realistic roadmap to multiply your ROI.

Think of it as Sales vs. Branding. Digital Marketing and SEO are vital for long-term brand presence—like building a stadium. What we do is run the event inside the stadium that sells tickets tonight. Our focus is entirely on direct-response advertising: creating and optimizing sales funnels that generate measurable revenue and profit in the short term.

Because the first thing we do is analyze your specific ads, your landing page, and your offer. We identify what's working and what's failing in your current system. The "5 Levers" is our universal framework, but the solutions we find within it are completely tailored to your business goals and market.

That's like pouring more water into a leaky bucket. If your ad-to-sales funnel isn't converting efficiently, spending more just magnifies your losses. Our audit is about fixing the leaks first. We make every rupee you spend in the future work 2X, 4X, or even 10X harder by optimizing the system before you scale.

The 32X Ads Growth Audit is a one-time investment of â‚č19,999. And yes, it’s 100% risk-free. If you feel you didn't get immense value from our 60-minute session, just let us know at the end of the call, and we will issue a full refund immediately. No questions asked.

Absolutely. We present our findings in a clear, actionable roadmap, not technical jargon. We'll show you what needs to be done, why it needs to be done, and the impact it will have. You'll have a step-by-step plan you can either execute yourself or hand off to a team member.

This is designed for founder-led businesses, coaches, consultants, and course creators who are already spending money on ads but aren't seeing the explosive, predictable ROI they want. If you know you have a great product but your ads aren't translating into consistent sales, this is for you.

We believe paid ads should be a profit center, not an expense. Advertising is not just for "getting your name out there." It's a tool for acquiring customers at a profit, predictably and scalably. Every rupee spent should be directly tied to generating short-term sales and measurable growth.

The audit is designed to be a standalone product that provides immense value. You will walk away with an actionable plan you can use immediately. At the end of the call, if and only if it makes sense for both of us, we can discuss the possibility of our team implementing the plan for you. There is zero pressure to continue beyond the audit.

How We Engineer 32X Growth

It's not guesswork, it's a system. We amplify your results by focusing on the 5 critical points in your customer's journey.

2XThe Hook
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2XThe Offer
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2XThe Lead Magnet
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2XThe Nurture
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2XThe Close
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32X
Creative ad hook grabbing attention
2X

The Hook

Double the people who stop scrolling and watch your ads with irresistible, pattern-interrupting creative.

Irresistible offer causing people to click
2X

The Offer

Double the viewers who click by presenting a clear, high-value offer they can't refuse.

High-value lead magnet on a website
2X

The Lead Magnet

Double your lead capture rate with a frictionless landing page and a truly valuable exchange.

Automated nurture sequence engaging leads
2X

The Nurture

Double your lead engagement through an automated system that builds trust and authority for you.

Closing a sale and shaking hands
2X

The Close

Double your sales conversions by ensuring you only speak to highly-qualified, pre-sold leads.

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In 60 minutes, we'll give you an actionable roadmap to multiply your ad revenue. Stop guessing and start scaling.