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We are NOT an Agency.
We are a Media & Distribution Partner. We create the assets, distribute them on our network, and send traffic to you. This is an Add-On Sales Channel, not a replacement for your agency or team. We exist to bring you net-new customers.
Option 1 (Recommended)
The Partnership
We build the assets AND run the distribution.
50% OFF
Entrance Fee
₹25,000
First Campaign (2 Videos)
Ad Spend Fee
20%
Performance Based
1. The Asset Fee
A one-time production fee to build high-value video assets. This is NOT a monthly retainer. You only pay this when you want to launch a new Campaign.
Video A
The Recall
Movie Style / Viral
Video B
The Proof
Science / Logic
First Campaign
₹25,000
Standard Price
₹50,000
2. Distribution Membership
We run these ads on Meta (FB & Insta) using the "Thought Bistro" x "Your Brand" Partnership Label. We aggregate the spend across all your active campaigns with us to calculate the fee.
- Full Media Buying & Audience Optimization.
- "No Ad Fatigue" Bonus: Auto-refreshed Static Ads.
First ₹10L Monthly Spend
Unlimited Static Rotations
20%
Scale (> ₹10L / Month)
Fee Drops by 50% for all
additional spend
10%
Example: On ₹15L Spend, fee is ₹2L (20% on
10L) + ₹50k (10% on 5L) = ₹2.5L Total
Option 2
The Asset Drop
For brands that just want the videos to run themselves.
Flat Fee
₹50,000
One-time Payment
NO Distribution
What's Included
- 1 High-Quality Recall Ad (Entertainment)
- 1 Science-Backed Proof Ad (Trust)
- Full Ownership of Assets
Exclusions
- NO Statics
- NO Distribution
- NO Partnership Handle
The 4 Rules of Engagement
1
Meta Only
Strictly Facebook & Instagram. No Google/LinkedIn.
2
We Click, You Close
We get clicks. You convert. High CPC: Us. Low Conv: You.
3
The Data is Yours
Ads drive to your site. Pixel is yours. You own the data.
4
"Additional Lane"
You do not need to fire your current agency to hire us. We operate as a separate "Partner Handle." We are a net-new traffic source.
We Have Extremely Limited Availability!
Global Partners We Work With
See Our Work (Actual Results)
Few Testimonials
We Work Best With Health Brands with very repurchasable products or services.
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The Minds Behind the Growth Engine
We aren't marketers; we're business builders. We work with health brands built on repeat trust. Products and services people come back to again and again.
Akhil
- Education: Electrical Engineer (Purdue Uni), MS Finance (DePaul Uni)
- Background: Investment Banking in California
- Mission: Helping Founders Sell and Change India
Vishrut
- Education: Computer Scientist (Purdue University)
- Background: Family Business, Private Equity in India
- Mission: Helping Founders Sell and Change India
Our Vision: If retention is your strength, leave first acquisition to us—so you can focus on making people healthier and the world better.
High-Trust Ads That Click
We handle the creative, strategy, and distribution.
You own the traffic
and the data.
We believe in a simple, transparent partnership model where we are incentivized to scale your budget:
- Setup Fee: ₹25,000 for the first campaign (covers creative production & setup). Subsequent campaigns are ₹50,000.
- Ad Management: Standard 20% fee on whatever budget you tell us to spend.
- No Monthly Retainers: We do not charge a fixed monthly fee. You only pay the % of ad spend.
- No Hidden Commissions: We do not take a cut of your sales. You keep 100% of the revenue.
Because the ad's job is to get the click; the website's job is to get the sale.
If we send you 1,000 interested customers but they decide to buy next month when they need a refill, or they wait for a Diwali sale, that attribution gets lost. We focus on driving high-intent traffic to your pixel. Whether they buy now, or in 30 days, that customer belongs to you.
You are getting premium production at a fraction of the market rate. If you went to a standard agency:
- Just 1 Video Ad would cost you ₹50,000+ for scripting, shooting, and editing.
With us, for just ₹25k, you get:
- 2 High-Quality Video Ads: Scripted, acted, and edited by us.
- 3 Static Ads: For retargeting and stories.
- The Trust Factor: These run from our Creator handle, not a cold brand account.
No. Traditional agencies charge a monthly retainer (fees) plus a % of your ad spend, and they often outsource the creative work.
We are a Creative Performance Partner. We build the assets ourselves—scripting, shooting, acting, and editing because that is 80% of the performance. We don't charge a retainer, so our incentives are aligned with your success.
This is the most important question. Honestly, we don't make real money on the ₹25k setup—that just covers costs. And at 20% fees, if you only spend ₹50,000 on ads, we make ₹10,000. That doesn't even pay for our coffee.
The only way we win is if our ads perform so well (high clicks, high impressions) that you decide to scale your budget to ₹5 Lakhs or ₹10 Lakhs a month. We are financially forced to make your ads work, or we don't get paid.
Most brands make ads that look like ads. We make content that looks like advice.
Instead of saying "Buy this tasty protein," we script ads around the pain point: "Why you feel tired at 3 PM." We inform the viewer first. This stops the scroll and earns the click. Once they are on your site, they are educated and ready to consider your solution.
We run ads on our own optimized Instagram/Facebook ad account which is trained on health-conscious buyers. Placements include Reels, Stories, and Feed to maximize reach. However, YOU own the data. All traffic is sent directly to your website/pixel. You build the custom audiences, you build the email list, and you own the customer lifetime value.
Just 30 minutes. We know you are busy running operations. We need one 30-minute call to understand your USP and goals. After that, we handle the scripting, acting, shooting, editing, and technical setup.
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